That was a TRUE statement, the light had come on and I DIDN’T know exactly why…yet. I didn’t hear anything for a few days and then I got a call.
Friendly Gullible Maintenance Worker: Hello, Mrs. Martin?
Mischievous Cape Blazer Wearing Dufuss ME: Yes, that’s me.
Guy: Yeah, hello ma’am, ummm we been looking at your car and it looks like somebody may have driven off with the gas pump still in the car and it broke the sensor in your tank.
Me: Ohhhh, ok. (Still not offering up the WHOLE truth.)
Guy: Mrs. Martin, did you drive off with the pump still in your car?
Thinking in my head: (SHIT!!!)
Me: (Actually saying outloud) Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, (long pause)
You know what…….. I did, I just remembered I accidentally ripped the hose out of a gas pump a few weeks ago. (My ass had NOT forgotten WHAT SO EVER!)
Guy: Well, we went ahead and fixed it and put it under your warranty.
Me: Oh my goodness, thank you so much for working some MAGIC for me!!