Just when you see this polished and poised picture, I ruin everything with a title like that. It kind of feels like it could be the title to a Christmas Saturday Night Live skit. But we’re not just hot gluing any old stuff together, it’s gonna be some fancy shit. So pinkies up kids!! Pay attention and keep it alive.

For the majority of my life I have typically been broke at Christmas! This has led me to become creative and original in my avenues for gift giving. Basically I’ve been hot gluing my damn fingers together since FOREVER. Over the next few days I’m going to share some of my projects that have been more successful, meaningful and a little more budget friendly. This project is a DIY patchwork camo jacket to execute with friends, family and with just enough wine possibly a child.